I haven’t decided yet
whether I want to die from Hanti Virus, West Nile Virus, arsenic in rice, a
Jihadist or ingestion of too many big gulps.
I’ll probably die from high blood pressure over how Obama is handling
this Middle East, African and Asian protest stuff.
It’s obvious that Jesus
Christ was not married. If he was,
his wife would have been doing all the talking.
I don’t know why there’s
all of this sudden fuss over Obama calling for the redistribution of
wealth. That’s been his position since
before the last election and Joe the Plumber can attest to that. But, since that’s his position, why doesn’t
he redistribute some of his wealth to
his relatives in Kenya who live in absolute poverty? Maybe that’s different?
I’ve got a solution to
two problems: Rather than release Omar Abdel-Rahman to Egypt from Federal prison,
let’s send Eric Holder over there. He
knows how to run guns and get away with it.
The polar ice caps are
shrinking at unpredicted and unprecedented rates, which undoubtedly explains
why Nancy Pelosi has water on the brain.
Don’t you just love it
when someone calls you on their cellphone and then proceeds to order dinner in
a fancy restaurant while you wait? And,
what do you do when you get calls from two political organizations asking for
donations at the same exact time? I just
connected them to each other and left the phone sitting on the desk.
Did you read that 1,000
church pastors are going to defy an IRS ruling and preach politics from their
pulpits? The ruling says they can’t do
that and still be tax exempt, and their argument is that the ruling is a
violation of their First Amendment rights.
Obama’s trying to figure out how to get his hands on the receipts from
the collection plates. Maybe Bernie
Madoff can figure it out.
The polls show that the
November Presidential Election is still neck and neck. There were 75 million eligible Americans who
did not vote in the last election. Short
of holding guns to their heads, how can we get them to the polls this year? We need
their votes. We cannot risk another four years with Obama. Let’s head for the hardware stores and get our
hands on some cattle prods.
Senator Mitch McConnell
read the riot act to the Senate’s Congressional Democrats the other day for
sitting on their collective donkey-butts and refusing to address the nation’s
serious issues. The sly Democrats are
able to say they have not over-spent the national budget because they have failed to enact a budget for the last
three years.
I wish we could get the
U.N. Ambassador Rice, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and Jay Carney into the
same room at the same time and get a straight story on what’s been going on in
the Middle East. Even with them all in
the same room, I’m willing to bet you’d get four different stories… all
laundered on the spin cycle.
I’ll bet Obama never
played football; he fumbles too much.
Now they’re saying top White
House aides on the advance team may have been involved with the same Columbian
hookers that got the Secret Service in dutch.
Nahhh. We all know that everyone
in the White House is squeaky clean, right?
You don’t suppose that Obama could have, uhh… well, you know. I mean, he’s been learning from Bill Clinton,
right?
Now that Mitt has
released his tax returns, we can look forward to Obama’s release of a genuine
birth certificate any day now.
Somehow, I think if we
had Benjamin Netanyahu as our President, we wouldn’t be in all of these messes.
That’s MY AMERICAN
OPINION, respectfully submitted.
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