White House In Total Umbrage! Why I Love Senator Kennedy!

"I'm not saying that this is accurate, but I can read a poll, and the American people have concluded that President Biden is old, and he needs soup and an early bedtime,"says the Senator from Louisiana.

"They have concluded that Vice President Harris is not capable — that when her IQ gets to 75, she should sell," he continued. "Again, I'm not saying that's fair or accurate, but that's the conclusion today that the American people have reached. They’re pretty disgusted."

They're so angry and filled with hate that they can't even laugh at themselves! 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Most Important American Question of the Decade!

 WHERE IS HUNTER'S LAPTOP? 

 

Uplifting

Every once in a while, writers get writer’s block. They can sit in front of the keyboards for days, weeks, months or even decades without being able to put a single word into the word processor. 

 

I’ve spent hours, aimlessly wandering around the house in a feeble attempt to chase my block away. Hell, I even watered the yard, trimmed some bushes, painted one side of the house, cleaned the stove, did the laundry… still, nothing! 

 

Maybe it’s because the world is so full of hatred and division, by which I have been consumed? Could my sarcastic attacks on Joe Biden or Kamalala finally be backfiring on me? Maybe I could get something going if I put on my mask and paid attention to Fauci? 

 

Having contemplated all of that, it finally dawned on me that I should try writing something… well… uplifting.  So, here goes: Did you hear that AOC has tried to improve her looks by tying two hot-air balloons to her bra? 

 

That’s MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.