ANOTHER USE FOR THE WALL

After we build the border wall, we can throw Pelosi, Schumer and their Democrat Mafia over the wall and not only keep them out of the country, but give them the opportunity to learn more about and associate with those fine, upstanding citizens on the other side. 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted. 

SHORT SHOTS

Short Shots is not all about Kim Jong-un, as you might suspect.  Every now and then, there is so much in the news to chew on that I put together a post containing a whole gamut of incredible, sarcastic wit.  

The question on everyone's mind is, of course, what North Korea's midget-in-charge thinks about Trump and the United States today.  And what do you suppose China's president Xi is going to have to say to the midget after spending a night with the Trumps while the Syrian attack took place?  Well, I do understand that they just ordered a few extra rolls of toilet paper to the royal palace in Pyongyang. 

As for Assad, he seems to be one ticked-off dictator.  Word has it that he was on the landline complaining and whining to his Uncle Vladimir about the audacity of Trump.   Once he heard that Uncle Vlad had advance warning of the attack and didn't say anything, Assad must have really been hopping mad.  The amazing thing here is that Assad's chemical stockpiles had been removed from Syria altogether, according to Barack Obama, Uncle Vlad, Susan Rice and Bashar himself.  And then... POOF!  Assad had them back.  

Uncle Vlad responded by sending a Russian warship into the eastern Mediterranean to go and monitor our warships that fired off the Tomahawks.  With more of our warships in decent proximity, what do you suppose the Russian ship is going to do?  Obviously, this is all a going to be a courtesy call.  

Thursday night, most of the Dems came out and said they supported Trump's move, but by the time the Senate Majority Leader had shoved Neil Gorsuch through his confirmation vote, it dawned on the Dems that they had said something nice and they all huddled in the Senate basement, eventually coming out with a "What Trump did was okay, but he should have asked Congress first."  Maybe we should have waited until Assad gassed some more people?  

The left-wing media, which includes the vast majority of newspapers and broadcast/cable companies in the nation, has been vocally claiming that what Trump did was unlawful and done only for the purpose of detracting from the ongoing investigation into the Trump-Russian connection.  How sick can these people get?  Never mind; don't bother to answer.  

In the meanwhile, it seems that Susan Rice has an insatiable crush on President Trump.  Word started to ooze out yesterday that she amassed a huge trove of informational nuggets on the Prez and his team.  Since we all know that she would never pass her information on to Hillary or Barack, the only apparent motive for her collection is that she is madly in love with the man. 

California's Guv Moon Beam just signed a 12 cent-per-gallon tax increase... the largest in history.  The $52 billion being raised as a result is supposedly going to go to "transportation infrastructure," which is code for spending more money on the California monorail that everyone is against.  Maybe the extra money will enable construction to get past the 25 mile-long mark.  

Word on the underground news network these days is that now that Trump has shown he's willing to attack Syrians, the next thing we know he's going to be killing gays.   Will someone please explain to me what one has to do with the other?  Oh... really? 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted. 

SHORT SHOTS

Democrats are now demanding that the Electoral College votes scheduled for Monday be postponed for an indefinite period...  at least until the alleged Russian hacking and pro-Trump influence can be fully investigated; presumably that would occur sometime before the 2020 election.  In the interim, of course, Barack will continue to mind our sinking ship.        

Obama has promised to take out revenge on Russia for hacking the election.  Putin has demanded proof, but Obama can't provide any.  And in the meanwhile, Barack now has to figure out a way to get our drone submarine back from China without tarnishing his Nobel Peace Prize.  

Michelle is lamenting that now that Trump has won the election, she has lost all hope.  My, my... It's just so sad.   

Have you noticed what a royal pain in the rear it is to find just what you're looking for on the Internet, but right after you do and purchase it, you get all kinds of ads on your browser for the exact same thing at lower prices?  

Well, the Democrats and Republicans seem to agree on one thing: The F.B.I. is broken.  I say the F.B.I. has lost its ability to be totally objective and independent of politicians.  It's almost like... before they catch and arrest somebody, they have to know the culprit's political party first.  

An independent government review board has concluded that the reason Clinton's Campaign emails and the DNC emails were hacked and Trump's emails were not is that Trump's team had installed a better cyber security system.  Now, isn't that just soooo un-American of Trump?  Yes... disgusting. 

So, the latest skinny is that Barack didn't tell anybody about the Russian election hacks because he thought Hillary was going to win.  Now correct me if I am wrong but... Doesn't this mean that he thought the hacks were going to be favorable for Hillary, so that was okay, but when Hillary lost and Obama figured out the supposed hacks were favorable to Trump instead, then that wasn't okay?  Anyway, we all know the whole "Russian Election Hack" is as phony as a four-dollar bill.  

Monica Crowley is leaving FOX NEWS for a high-muckety-muck position with the Trump team.  The number of decent FOX NEWS contributors is dwindling.  

Speaking of "fake news," maybe while Barack is vacationing in Hawaii he can spend a few minutes at the Court House and dig up a birth certificate that isn't fake.  

The rumor circulating in the back alleys of Washington is that Trump wanted Romney to apologize for his obnoxious behavior before the election in exchange for the Secretary of State's job and that Romney refused.  Frankly, I think Trump just figured out he doesn't mind having an enemy or two in the clubhouse, but snakes are a no.  

See you next week. 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.  

SHORT SHOTS

Jill Stein is having a problem forcing Michigan to do a recount… Their attorney general has just filed a lawsuit against the effort.  Wah! 

Jill Stein is having a problem forcing Pennsylvania to do a recount… There are only three ways it can happen and she has failed in two of them.  She’s now filing a lawsuit of her own… Wah, wah! 

At least one member of the Nobel Prize Committee is voicing regrets about awarding the coveted prize to Barack Obama in 2009.  Wah, wah, wah! 

Obama wants to make it mandatory for all women in the U.S. to sign up for the draft.  HAPPY Holidays to all of you gals out there!!! 

Gun control advocates truly look like the idiots they are after using the Ohio State stabbings as a reason to ban guns…  My only guess is they didn’t want the cop who shot the suspect to have a gun. 

Although Trump won and the threat of additional gun control will evaporate after Obama leaves office, gun sales are continuing to set records.  Shoot…

How do you think the Obama zombies are feeling now that Trump saved all of those Carrier Air Conditioning jobs?  Probably left out in the cold…

At the rate ESPN is losing subscribers, it won’t be long before only liberals are watching it. 

I don’t suppose it ever occurred to Obama when he complained about all of the bar and restaurant TV’s being tuned to FOX NEWS that it was because the customers were demanding it. 

Only four states in the country have tamper-proof election systems.  Is that by design? Ask a progressive near you...

John Brennan, Obama’s outgoing CIA boss, is warning Trump that if Trump tears up the nuclear agreement with Iran they will be angry.  Wah, wah, wah, wah!

News is that Megyn Kelly may be leaving FOX NEWS and trumping over to CNN.  What a surprise that would be… Good riddance, anyway. 

Since the Trump election win, confidence in the economy is the highest it’s been in eight years.  I wonder why Obama’s not claiming credit for it…

With the new $15 per hour minimum wage gaining momentum, McDonald’s will be replacing help with specially designed vending machines.  Good job, Barack! 

Now, wasn’t that fun? 

That’s MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.  

SHORT SHOTS

Hillary says she was told to use a private email system by former Secretary of State Colin Powell.  Powell denies giving those instructions; he may have suggested she use a private email account through AOL for non-classified correspondence, but certainly no private server.  Who do you believe? 

Have you noticed Hillary is playing “follow the leader?”  Trump makes an economic speech, after which Hillary hurriedly makes an economic speech.  Trump talks about terrorism and I.S.I.S. and then Hillary makes a speech about terrorism.  Trump gets some top dogs together in New York to discuss law enforcement and terrorism and out of the clear blue, Hillary has a similar meeting the very next day.  Trump goes to Louisiana to investigate the flood damages down there and right away Hillary, who has been totally mum on the disaster, makes a call to Governor Edwards to express her concern and offer condolences.  Maybe Trump can pretend to jump out a window? 

And then there’s good old, reliable, “Lead From Behind” Barack who, having been vastly upstaged by Donald’s trip to the flood, announces from the middle of a round of golf that he’ll be making a trip to Louisiana next week.  Now, who’s the real leader here?  Maybe he's waiting for the bayou golf courses to dry out.  

People keep wondering about Hillary’s health, especially with her frequent stumbles and shakes.  Don’t worry about her… she’s blonde, remember? 

It’s interesting to note that Bill and Hillary are promising on a stack of Bibles that they will not take any foreign or corporate donations into the Clinton Foundation if she becomes president.  Isn’t that the same deal she made with Barack before she became Secretary of State?  And, what about accepting donations to their other charities?  If everything they’ve done with the Clinton Foundation is on the up and up, why do they have to change anything?  Isn’t this a signal to all of those seeking influence and favors in the White House that they’d better make their “donations” before she gets in office? 

The Department of Immigration orders 100,000 illegal immigrants deported and our judges cancel those orders?  Sounds to me like there’s a whole bunch of judges out there hoping that Obama or Clinton will appoint them to the Supreme Court. 

The big question going into this weekend was whether or not the computers at the Clinton Foundation were hacked.  There are those who think they were hacked and that some startling revelations may soon be “leaked” by Wiki-Leaks or some other such organization… revelations which would be extremely embarrassing to Clinton’s campaign.  Word has it that Bill and Hillary are in full damage control mode. 

Do you suppose Chumlee might have to pawn some jewelry in order to pay his attorneys? 

It could be that the real reason Hillary is using illegal aliens to "get out the vote" for her is that legal Americans no longer want anything to do with her.   

Has it ever occurred to anyone that Hillary could successfully get out of any Congressional perjury charges simply by pleading insanity? 

That’s MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted. 

WHEN REALITY SMACKS YOU IN THE FACE

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The terrorist slayings in Paris bring home a brutal fact: wherever there is a radical Muslim, he or she wants to kill you unless, of course, you're a Muslim.  This is true in France, Russia, Venezuela... anywhere around the globe including the United States.  It matters not whether you are Christian, Jew, Buddhist,  Hindu... if you are not Muslim, you are an infidel and must be slain. 

The world is engaged in a religious war, whether it realizes it or not.  We must all come to grips with that fact.  The Muslim next door may be the nicest guy on the face of the earth to you, but if he is or becomes radicalized he will kill you in a heartbeat and it will be your head rolling down the sidewalk. 

It's not like an army of radical Muslims is going to come storming into your town, either.  Yes, that could happen, but the odds are that we are going to see many, many small groups or lone wolves attacking our infrastructure, our transportation systems, our churches, our monuments and our businesses in the coming days, weeks and months.  And even with all of this fancy talk about the Department of Homeland Security, don't be fooled; we are totally unprepared to fight a religious war.  Furthermore, we have a president who has said in the past that if it comes right down to it, he will stand with the Muslims.  

In his book, "THE AUDACITY OF HOPE," Obama said this regarding Muslims: "They need specific reassurances that their citizenship really means something, that America has learned the right lessons from the Japanese internments during World War II, and that I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."  

It appears that in this battle, the religious battle of "infidels vs. Islam," our government under this president may well leave us Americans fending for ourselves.   

And that, my fellow citizen, is the reality smacking you in the face.  No wonder Obama wants to ban guns in this country. 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted. 

THEY JUST DON'T GET IT

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Representative Adam Schiff, a Democrat from California, is calling for all fellow Democrats to boycott the Select Committee being appointed by John Boehner to investigate the Benghazi Massacre. 

Obviously, he and his fellow Obamacrats don't want the rest of the country to know the truth. That position underscores the fact that there is something much, much bigger behind that stone wall and that they will do anything... anything... to keep us from finding out what it is.   

Illegitimi non carborundum. 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted. 

SHORT SHOTS

It’s time for another laundry list of short shots, always pertinent and certainly politically correct. 

It’s entirely possible, all things considered, that the industry will deliver a stocking stuffed with lumps of coal to Hawaii for Obama’s Christmas present. 

Nancy Pelosi is now almost four years in the “fog of controversy.”  There’s no truth to the rumor that she’s signed up for ObamaCare, probably because she’s not yet read the bill she voted to pass… which, in her case, is similar to passing gas commonly referred to as a fart in a whirlwind.    

My pal John McCain reportedly told America’s pal Harry Reid that he was going to “beat the crap out of him” over Reid’s invoking the “nuclear option” in the Senate.  Now, I’d pay good money to see that.  Maybe they could duke it out at Tonopah, Nevada’s Mizpah Hotel, where the story goes that Jack Dempsey won a major prize fight there.  The truth is that Dempsey never fought there, although there were prize fights in Tonopah.  So, that story is just as full of hot air as McCain and Reid, but it’d still be a good fight.  Maybe we could get a Tea Party to sponsor it. 

When is Obama going to sign up for ObamaCare?  Yeah, I know: dumb question. 

If you’re sitting in front of your computer reading this, remember that N.S.A. could be watching you through your webcam.  Now, the liberals are blaming Edward Snowden, as if to say that if Snowden hadn’t spilled the beans the N.S.A. would NOT be watching you.  I always hang a picture of Alfred E. Neuman in front of MY webcam…

The government spent well over $37 billion on foreign aid and just trimmed military pay increases and Veteran’s benefits.  So, why does Brazil rate higher than our own military? 

So here it is as I write this, the 19^th of December and there are only a few days left in the year; once you deduct the holidays, it’s very few.  So His Holiness Obama edicts that insurance companies can issue “bare bones” insurance policies to those who lost their insurance due to the onset of ObamaCare… almost 7 million people.  Now, what companies can possibly design such a policy, get it approved by their state insurance commissions, and offer it to the unfortunates before the end of the year?  I’d call Obama a jackass, but I don’t want to denigrate the poor animals.  Thank God the day has come when Americans can read right through him.  

40 million shoppers at Target have had their credit cards compromised.  I don’t know why everyone is raising a ruckus over that.  How many millions of Americans can lose their identity and confidential health and financial information through the ObamaCare website?  Oh, I’m a racist for mentioning it, right? 

DUCK DYNASTY may duck out.  When it comes to A&E, I’m ducking out; those A&E guys are not quacked up to be what they’d like you to believe they are. 

Why doesn’t some enterprising soul start a cable channel that represents family values, honest and unbiased news reporting and solid investigative journalism reminiscent of the Drew Pearson days?  Well, outside of Hobby Lobby and Ivory Snow, there are probably no advertisers out there willing to support such a network. 

One thing about future Presidents: They can always, forever, claim that they were not the worst President this country has ever had.  (Sorry, Mr. Carter, you’ve been bumped to second place,).  It seems to me that this country is going to pot, in more ways than one. 

How any of you folks out there would vote for Obama again?  Don’t be embarrassed… there’s no reason to hide under your bed.  We know who you are…

That’s MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.  

SHORT SHOTS FOR SPRING

Every once in a while, I get in the mood to fire off some Short Shots.  This is your lucky day.

Of course we know that the California economy sucks.  One of the many, many reasons is the City of Long Beach, which just signed a deal with a Chinese company to manufacture some electric buses.  You’re right: the jobs will be in China and the financing is done with U.S. taxpayer dollars.  We shouldn’t allow our great thinkers to take their brains out and play with them. 

A Pennsylvania woman who went missing back in 2002 and was declared dead has surfaced in Florida.  The rumor is that she decided to drop out of society when she had a premonition of Obama’s coming election.  She had been in divorce proceedings at the time and was having problems with housing.  She should have looked up Barney Frank. 

Woo & Prince of New York City is getting ready to market a dress shirt that can be worn for 100 days without washing, dry cleaning or ironing and, they say, without odor.  It is made with wool.  Now, I’ve learned something…. Evidently, I guess sheep don’t stink, (probably because, as we all know, they’re Democrats). (Woo, woo, prince!)

Bolivia’s President Evo Morales Wednesday expelled the U.S. Agency for International Development for allegedly seeking to undermine Bolivia's leftist government, and he harangued Washington's top diplomat for calling the Western Hemisphere his country's "backyard."  In 2008, Morales expelled the U.S. ambassador and agents of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration for allegedly inciting the opposition. On Wednesday, he said Washington "still has a mentality of domination and submission" in the region.  When will we ever learn? 

There’s no truth to the story that the FBI is looking for the remains of a Union military jet aircraft allegedly shot down by the Confederates near the Appomattox battle field during the Civil War. 

You’ve got to hand it to Microsoft: Millions of users of their operating systems can’t get onto their computers because the new Windows 8 doesn’t have a start button.  Vrooom!  Vrooom! 

You can buy land for about $20 an acre from a real estate mogul located in Gardnerville, Nevada.  The only problem is, getting a house built on your lot; the land is on the moon, Venus, Mars, Mercury… you name it, you’ll have your choice of the solar system.  Let’s get together and buy 100 acres and we’ll build a retirement residence for Obama on the Moon. 

The stock market almost shot to 20,000 the other day when Obama said, “Maybe I should just pack up and go home.”  Of course, he was kidding; he really doesn’t want us to know where “home” is. 

What I cannot for the life of me understand is: if they can’t enforce the gun laws they already have on the books, how can they possibly enforce any more?  Take Chicago, for instance:  they have the toughest gun laws in the country and the highest rate of gun crimes.  What that translates to is: if you want your crime rate to go up, make more gun control laws. 

Why doesn’t Obama just get it over with and declare the Constitution null and void? 

Here we sit in a country full of radical Muslim cells and you want us to get rid of our guns?

Are you really ready for a Hillary-Michelle ticket in 2016? 

If I have your bowels in an uproar, don’t be surprised to see the Republicans counter that with a Bush-Christi ticket.  If you really think you have a choice in whom they put up, study the last election. 

Now that Americans have had a chance to find out what actually is in the ObamaCare law “away from the fog of the moment,” they all want Nancy Pelosi to visit a proctologist. 

Harry Reid is on the hot seat, just where he should be.  He’s got a President who is demanding gun control legislation and he represents a state where there are more legal gun owners per square foot than there are Czars in the White House. 

Obama insists that U.S. intelligence is right on top of things.  As in Benghazi?  As in Iran?  As in North Korea?  As in Boston?  As in… What’s next?  I guess I’d better not talk about it; Obama might fire me. 

That’s MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.