OBAMAMAN COMES TO THE RESCUE!!!

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Faster than a speeding turtle, more powerful than Viagra, able to tell tall stories in a single word!  Look down… there in the trenches… it’s a worm!  It’s a snake!  It’s… OBAMAMAN!   (Musical entre’): To the dump, to the dump to the dump, dump, and dump! 

One dark and dismal night several years ago, there was a clandestine meeting in Chicago in a dark and secluded alley where even the vermin don’t dare venture. The meeting included our hero, Obamaman, (disguised in everyday clothing as Barry “Babe” Suitor); Tony “The Ant” Rezko; Bill “Boom Boom” Ayers; Bernadette “The Guardian” Dorn; Valerie “The Mouth”  Jarrett; Andy “The Big Kahoka’s” Stern; and George “Mao the Measles” Soros.  “What are we going to do?” they lamented, one after the other.  “The capitalists are firmly in control and we don’t stand a chance to really get socialism started in the country.  Yes, the housing bubble has burst, but just how can we take advantage of all of this?”         

“Hmmm,” Barry thought to himself.  “This sounds like it’s a job for Obamaman!”  He slithered off into another room and shed his $5 Brooks Brothers suit to reveal his beautiful blue and red Obamaman tights and yellow cape.    And the rest of the gang were enthralled that Obamaman was coming to their rescue.  If anyone could destroy the economy, if anyone could set the religious right off-balance, if anyone could make the people dependent upon the government and open the door to socialism, Obamaman could do it. 

Now, 3-1/2 years later, Obamaman is finally starting to move things in the right direction.  In just four more years, Obamaman will have his socialism intact and the world will be so much better off.  Businesses will be under the total control of the government and guns and religion will be a thing of the past.  Already, Osama Bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive!  

There he goes now, riding off into the sunset on his trusty steed, Copper! 

Thank God for Obamaman!  Stay tuned for more fantasy stories about Obamaman!

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.