Thursday, September 06, 2012

ARE YOU FULLY PREPARED FOR THE BIG NIGHT?


SPECIAL POST

Tonight IS the big night, in case you’ve forgotten.  That’s right, his holiness the great and omnipotent Democratic Messiah will be taking the stage to make a hysterical speech, pardon the play on words. 

In the start of a new tradition which will be mandatory after this last election in U.S. history, you should by now have acquired an adequate supply of altar candles, a red silk tapestry and incense.  The tapestry, of course, is draped between the TV and the TV stand, (if you have a fancy wall-hanging flat-screen TV the tapestry goes on an appropriate gold-laced table beneath the TV).  12 candles, one for each of Obama’s coming four-year terms, should be lit with six on each side of the tapestry, framing the TV.  The incense must be burned at the start of the speech and for one hour after the ending of the speech to mask any odor that might emanate from the TV. 

Don’t forget to don a burqa or a thobe, as the case may be, and a hijab.  Finally, you will want a suitable prayer rug aligned to Mecca, a book of quotations from Chairman Mao, and a copy of “THE BUBBLE OF AMERICAN SUPREMACY,” by George Soros.    

Enjoy.

That’s MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.   

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