SPECIAL POST
Tonight IS the big night,
in case you’ve forgotten. That’s right, his
holiness the great and omnipotent Democratic Messiah will be taking the stage
to make a hysterical speech, pardon the play on words.
In the start of a new
tradition which will be mandatory after this last election in U.S. history, you
should by now have acquired an adequate supply of altar candles, a red silk
tapestry and incense. The tapestry, of
course, is draped between the TV and the TV stand, (if you have a fancy
wall-hanging flat-screen TV the tapestry goes on an appropriate gold-laced
table beneath the TV). 12 candles, one
for each of Obama’s coming four-year terms, should be lit with six on each side
of the tapestry, framing the TV. The
incense must be burned at the start of the speech and for one hour after the
ending of the speech to mask any odor that might emanate from the TV.
Don’t forget to don a burqa
or a thobe, as the case may be, and a hijab.
Finally, you will want a suitable prayer rug aligned to Mecca, a book of
quotations from Chairman Mao, and a copy of “THE
BUBBLE OF AMERICAN SUPREMACY,” by George Soros.
Enjoy.
That’s MY
AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.
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