KING BARACK 1ST ISSUES ULTIMATUM

In the final hours before the government goes on August recess, the House was working desperately at trying to cobble together something in the way of immigration reform and/or to deal with the current border crisis.  King Barack, ever the affable monarch, proclaimed that the House bill, even if passed, was going nowhere.  Therefore, he warned, it is now up to him to deal with the issue by way of Executive Orders to be issued directly from the throne during the August recess.  

Prince Harry announced that the Senate would not, under any circumstances, stick around to act on the House bill, even if passed. Princess Nancy was speechless, unable to remove even one of her six feet from her mouth. 

As the minutes clicked off the White House Castle clocks, everyone involved was busy proclaiming the border issues to be a humanitarian crisis of the greatest magnitude, even while busily booking flights to get out of town for the five-week recess.  

We peasants, or piss ants depending upon your point of view, need to do everything we can to vote everyone we can out of office in November.  Cleaning the slate is the only possible way to jar this damned, sick Washington culture loose unless, of course, Lady Godiva comes trotting by.

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.