ADMINISTRATION MISSING MORE THAN EMAILS

We all know the Government is missing thousands of emails.  Every day we hear about missing millions and billions of taxpayer dollars.  And there's missing military equipment too.  It just seems to me that anything the government gets its hands on comes up missing.  

Now, there's a new scandal brewing in the West.  It seems that the government is admitting to a missing 63 trilllion gallons of water.  This unexplained mystery is killing crops and livestock; even the earth's parched crust is rising.  "It’s just amazing to us that this covers the entire western United States,” says Adrian Borsa at the Scripps Institution of Oceanography at the University of California.  

The F.B.I., C.I.A. and N.S.A. have been investigating the missing water.  A Washington informant who shall remain unnamed,  tells me that the missing water has been used to water golf courses on Obama's nationwide golf tour.  Whether or not that is true, it is fact that every golf course Obama has played, (and there are quite a few of them), is lush green.  

My God, the whole country is going to die of thirst before this jackass gets out of office.

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.