It’s
time for another laundry list of short shots, always pertinent and certainly
politically correct.
It’s
entirely possible, all things considered, that the industry will deliver a
stocking stuffed with lumps of coal to Hawaii for Obama’s Christmas present.
Nancy
Pelosi is now almost four years in the “fog of controversy.” There’s no truth to the rumor that she’s
signed up for ObamaCare, probably because she’s not yet read the bill she voted
to pass… which, in her case, is similar to passing gas commonly referred to as
a fart in a whirlwind.
My
pal John McCain reportedly told America’s pal Harry Reid that he was going to “beat
the crap out of him” over Reid’s invoking the “nuclear option” in the
Senate. Now, I’d pay good money to see
that. Maybe they could duke it out at
Tonopah, Nevada’s Mizpah Hotel, where the story goes that Jack Dempsey won a
major prize fight there. The truth is
that Dempsey never fought there, although there were prize fights in
Tonopah. So, that story is just as full
of hot air as McCain and Reid, but it’d still be a good fight. Maybe we could get a Tea Party to sponsor
it.
When
is Obama going to sign up for ObamaCare?
Yeah, I know: dumb question.
If
you’re sitting in front of your computer reading this, remember that N.S.A.
could be watching you through your webcam.
Now, the liberals are blaming Edward Snowden, as if to say that if
Snowden hadn’t spilled the beans the N.S.A. would NOT be watching you. I
always hang a picture of Alfred E. Neuman in front of MY webcam…
The
government spent well over $37 billion on foreign aid and just trimmed military
pay increases and Veteran’s benefits.
So, why does Brazil rate higher than our own military?
So
here it is as I write this, the 19th of December and there are only a
few days left in the year; once you deduct the holidays, it’s very few. So His Holiness Obama edicts that insurance
companies can issue “bare bones” insurance policies to those who lost their
insurance due to the onset of ObamaCare… almost 7 million people. Now, what companies can possibly design such
a policy, get it approved by their state insurance commissions, and offer it to
the unfortunates before the end of the year?
I’d call Obama a jackass, but I don’t want to denigrate the poor
animals. Thank God the day has come when Americans can read right through him.
40
million shoppers at Target have had their credit cards compromised. I don’t know why everyone is raising a ruckus
over that. How many millions of Americans
can lose their identity and confidential health and financial information through
the ObamaCare website? Oh, I’m a racist
for mentioning it, right?
DUCK DYNASTY may duck
out. When it comes to A&E, I’m ducking out; those A&E guys are not
quacked up to be what they’d like you to believe they are.
Why
doesn’t some enterprising soul start a cable channel that represents family values,
honest and unbiased news reporting and solid investigative journalism reminiscent
of the Drew Pearson days? Well, outside
of Hobby Lobby and Ivory Snow, there are probably no advertisers out there
willing to support such a network.
One
thing about future Presidents: They can always, forever, claim that they were
not the worst President this country has ever had. (Sorry, Mr. Carter, you’ve been bumped to
second place,). It seems to me that this
country is going to pot, in more ways than one.
How
any of you folks out there would vote for Obama again? Don’t be embarrassed… there’s no reason to
hide under your bed. We know who you are…
That’s
MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.
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