I sure wish a could hug and kiss a liberal for Christmas.
I sure wish I could have a beer in the Rose Garden with Barry and Joe.
I sure wish Nancy Pelosi would get a few facelifts.
I sure wish Harry Reid would have lunch with Rush Limbaugh.
I sure wish Debbie Whatzhername Schultz would get her jaws wired shut.
I sure wish Obama had the fleas of a thousand camels in his armpits.
I sure wish all of the toilets would back up in the Capitol.
I sure wish I didn't have nine frickin' fruitcakes in my refrigerator.
And, I wish you a very MERRY AND SAFE CHRISTMAS!
... The Unknown Scribbler
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