Every
once in a while, I get in the mood to fire off some Short Shots. This is your lucky day.
Of course
we know that the California economy sucks.
One of the many, many reasons is the City of Long Beach, which just
signed a deal with a Chinese company to manufacture some electric buses. You’re right: the jobs will be in China and the
financing is done with U.S. taxpayer dollars.
We shouldn’t allow our great thinkers to take their brains out and play
with them.
A
Pennsylvania woman who went missing back in 2002 and was declared dead has
surfaced in Florida. The rumor is that
she decided to drop out of society when she had a premonition of Obama’s coming
election. She had been in divorce
proceedings at the time and was having problems with housing. She should have looked up Barney Frank.
Woo &
Prince of New York City is getting ready to market a dress shirt that can be
worn for 100 days without washing, dry cleaning or ironing and, they say, without odor. It is made with wool. Now, I’ve learned something…. Evidently, I
guess sheep don’t stink, (probably because, as we all know, they’re Democrats). (Woo, woo, prince!)
Bolivia’s
President Evo Morales
Wednesday expelled the U.S.
Agency for International Development for allegedly seeking to
undermine Bolivia's leftist government, and he harangued Washington's top
diplomat for calling the Western Hemisphere his country's "backyard." In 2008, Morales expelled the U.S. ambassador
and agents of the U.S.
Drug Enforcement Administration for allegedly inciting the
opposition. On Wednesday, he said Washington "still has a mentality of
domination and submission" in the region.
When will we ever learn?
There’s
no truth to the story that the FBI is looking for the remains of a Union military
jet aircraft allegedly shot down by the Confederates near the Appomattox battle
field during the Civil War.
You’ve
got to hand it to Microsoft: Millions of users of their operating systems can’t
get onto their computers because the new Windows 8 doesn’t have a start
button. Vrooom! Vrooom!
You can
buy land for about $20 an acre from a real estate mogul located in
Gardnerville, Nevada. The only problem
is, getting a house built on your lot; the land is on the moon, Venus, Mars,
Mercury… you name it, you’ll have your choice of the solar system. Let’s get together and buy 100 acres and we’ll
build a retirement residence for Obama on the Moon.
The stock
market almost shot to 20,000 the other day when Obama said, “Maybe I should
just pack up and go home.” Of course, he
was kidding; he really doesn’t want us to know where “home” is.
What I
cannot for the life of me understand is: if they can’t enforce the gun laws
they already have on the books, how can they possibly enforce any more? Take Chicago, for instance: they have the toughest gun laws in the
country and the highest rate of gun crimes.
What that translates to is: if you want your crime rate to go up, make
more gun control laws.
Why doesn’t
Obama just get it over with and declare the Constitution null and void?
Here we
sit in a country full of radical Muslim cells and you want us to get rid of our
guns?
Are you
really ready for a Hillary-Michelle ticket in 2016?
If I have your bowels in an uproar, don’t be surprised to see the Republicans
counter that with a Bush-Christi ticket.
If you really think you have a choice in whom they put up, study the
last election.
Now that
Americans have had a chance to find out what actually is in the ObamaCare law “away
from the fog of the moment,” they all want Nancy Pelosi to visit a proctologist.
Harry
Reid is on the hot seat, just where he should be. He’s got a President who is demanding gun
control legislation and he represents a state where there are more legal gun
owners per square foot than there are Czars in the White House.
Obama
insists that U.S. intelligence is right on top of things. As in Benghazi? As in Iran?
As in North Korea? As in
Boston? As in… What’s next? I guess I’d better not talk about it; Obama
might fire me.
That’s MY
AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.
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