Saturday, January 04, 2014

NEW YEAR PREDICTIONS

Last year's predictions


1.  The Seattle Mariners will not win the World Series. 

2.  Obama will face impeachment.

3.  Congress will not reduce the deficit or spending. 

4.  Nancy Pelosi will announce she is going to retire. 

5.  Barack Obama will say that it’s time he turned his attention to jobs. 

6.  Israel will take out some Iranian nuclear sites.

7.  Greece will file for International Bankruptcy, (they’re close now). 

8.  Ahmadinejad will flip Obama off.   

9.  The U.S. credit rating will be downgraded seriously.

10. The Dow will end 2013 lower than it ended 2012.  

This year's predictions:
1.  The Seattle Mariners will not win the World Series.  
2.  Americans will rise up against Obama.  
3.  Congress will not treduce the deficit or spending.  
4.  Nancy Pelosi will get a face lift.  
5.  Barack Obama will say it's time he turned his attention to jobs.  
6.  Iran will acquire a nuclear weapon and Israel will do something about it.  
7.  The stock market will crash.  
8.  Assad will flip Obama off again.  
9.  Bloomberg will announce he is going to run for the Presidency in 2016.  
10.  There will be a showdown over Benghazi.  

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