Yep, that's a fact. Trump snuck out of the palace and met up with three Russians at an undisclosed pizza parlor in an obscure alleyway in downtown Riyadh. I got this direct from my secret contact in the basement of the White House, who reports that Trump forked over his gold Rolex in payment for the Russian help in getting him elected in November.
Hey! NEW YORK TIMES!!! You've gotta run with this story!!! If you don't, I'm selling it to the WASHINGTON POST or NBC! And hey there, Chuck the Schmuck! You've gotta get a Senate Investigation or a Special Prosecutor checking into this right now! I actually think Trump got that Rolex from Kellyanne Conway...
By the way... did you know that The Donald doesn't wear undershorts?
That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.
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