JESUS IS DEAD: GET OVER IT

SPECIAL POST

Come on, all of you Christians; get over it.  Jesus has been dead for 2,000 years.  Don't you think it's time you quit mentioning him as being one of the reasons for your so-called "Christian values?"  

• Military Chaplains are being reprimanded for speaking explicitly about Jesus and the Bible.
• Christians are sued when they attempt to live out their biblically based values.
• The President scolds Christians for not “celebrating” perverse lifestyle choices which contradict scripture.
• A Fire Chief was suspended merely because a book he wrote espoused biblical values.
• And a motivational speaker is fired for mentioning Jesus in a combatting stress speech to High School students in Texas. 

Get the picture?  Being a Christian is soooo... yesterday.  

Get with the program.  Being Muslim is cool.  It's time to shed your archaic ways. 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, sarcastically submitted.