WHO PAID FOR THE PLANE FLIGHT?

Here I sit, hangin' around the bar at the Nugget Casino in beautiful downtown Searchlight, Nevada, waitin' fer good ol' Harry to come back from Washington fer the holiday, and wonderin' who paid for that jet plane that flew that Senator Brown from his family funeral back to D.C. and then back to the funeral in Ohio so he could vote "Yes" on that stimulus thing.

Oh, Congress didn't do it? What a relief! Huh? The White House provided the plane?

Whaddya mean I should dummy up and have another beer?

I'd say this was MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted, but I hear that Americans can't HAVE opinions any more....