Much has been said over the last 48-72 hours about that Russian spy ship just off the New England coast. The general consensus is that the ship is here to spy on the U.S. and to intimidate Trump. Nothing could be further from the truth.
The real reason that ship is here is so that Trump and his family can evacuate from the U.S. after the Democrats and left-wing radicals succeed in removing him from office. When that happens, of course, he will no longer have access to Air Force One, but he will still have a huuuge need to leave the country before Maxine Waters and Chuck Schumer can arrange to have him diverted to Salem and burned at the stake.
The plan is for Trump to be stuffed into the trunk of a Yellow Cab which will then drive up the ramp of a U-Haul Moving Truck and be spirited off to Dover, Delaware where Donald will join up with Melania and the rest of the Trump entourage who will all hop onto a speedboat provided by Chris Craft and then head out into the Atlantic to hook up with the Russian spy ship... where they will finally begin their escape to Leningrad.
All of this is classified as highly top secret, but I have a close friend with the Washington Post who knows a stool pigeon in the CIA and that's how I get my information.
Once in Leningrad, Trump plans to collaborate with Edward Snowden in writing a new book entitled, "LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD OF MODERN-DAY INTELLIGENCE."
Please pass the Gray Poop On.
That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.
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