Tuesday, July 14, 2015

WHY ARE LESBIANS FAT?

SPECIAL POST

Here the country is, cutting 40,000 troops due to lack of funding and running a $19 trillion dollar deficit and our illustrious federal government is spending $3.5 million to find out why lesbians are fat, while gay men are not.  

You know, I can think of 1,014 lines to insert here... most of them non-printable.  

In the meanwhile, they want to send some unfortunate guy in Liberal, Kansas, to jail because he's delinquent on his $1,200 tax bill.  

Sleep well tonight, my friends.  Our country is in great hands.  

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.  
 

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