THE BOOB IN THE WHITE HOUSE

So, I imagine the phone call with Bibi went like this:

B.O.:  The American press, the Congress and the American people are complaining that I haven't called to congratulate you on your reelection. 

Bibi:  That's nice.  

B.O.:   So, congratulations. 

Bibi:  Thanks.  

B.O.:  Is there anything else you'd like to talk about? 

Bibi:  Yes, about those nukes they're building in Iran. 

B.O.: I'd love to discuss that, but I've got a tee time at Andrews.  

Bibi:  Oh.  

B.O.:  We'll talk again soon.  Bye now. 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.