MEXICO IS LIKE A BAD, BAD DOG

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I believe that neighbors should be good neighbors.  If you can't be a good neighbor, move out the the neighborhood.  Go live out in the sticks or the woods someplace where nobody else has to put up with your nonsense.  

Canada is a good neighbor.  Those guys keep their lawns mowed, don't park their rusty old trucks on those lawns, don't let their dogs crap on your lawn and they don't expect you to pay for the fertilizer and water that goes onto their lawns.  

Mexicans are different.  They have drug cartels and they allow their drug cartels to cross over onto our lawns and poop.  They don't patrol their side of the river to keep their citizens from crossing over into our country illegally.  They don't mind holding one of our honored former Marines in a dirty jail without even discussing it with us.  But, they sure raise hell when we try to straighten up their messes, don't they?  

Let's be honest: Just what has Mexico done to be a good neighbor and to help us out over the last 100 years?  Well... they have allowed American companies to come down there and hire cheap labor, I agree.  Just what benefit do you and I get out of it... it's the companies and their stockholders who benefit.  

A good neighbor would call us up and tell us they're sorry so many Mexicans have crossed the border illegally and they'd offer to help us pay for all of these educational and medical benefits we're passing out to help their citizens.  They would agree to take the Mexican convicts we have in our jails at our expense and to transfer them to their jails at their expense. 

A good neighbor would at least invite us over for tacos and refried beans now and then.  

But, they're not good neighbors.  As a matter of fact, with them in the neighborhood who really wants to live along the border?  I say they're lowering our property values, pure and simple. It's so bad, sometimes I think that's where Obama was really born. 

Maybe we could get Benjamin Netanyahu to straighten out the situation for us? 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.