THE ILLEGAL CHILDREN FIX

I've been mulling this over for days now.  I think I've got the ideal solution.  

Every city has hotels.  Hotels this day and age are not running at 100% occupancy; some have even closed due to low tourism.  The government could rents rooms in the hotels and house the illegal kids there.  Some examples are Marriott, Hilton, Baymont, Best Western... you get the picture.  Think of the money the government could save on porta-potties alone. 

Hotels need maids, room service attendants, gardeners and other employees.  The kids could be put to work in these jobs.  This would qualify them for ObamaCare which would cover their medical needs.  The resulting income tax revenues would decrease the costs of the program.  Speaking of ObamaCare, the money that ObamaCare is going to save the taxpayer according to Obama could be used to pay for this program.  

The dollars that the kids make will be spent for food, clothing and boom boxes.  This will stimulate the general economy and get the nation back on the right track.  The more kids who cross the border illegally and come under this program, the better off we will be.  

Brilliant; just brilliant.... don't you think?   

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.