JUST GIVE ME FOUR MORE YEARS

SPECIAL POST

My first four years were terrific.  To start off with, we got the stimulus programs going and bought General Motors.  We took temporary control over at Chrysler and we managed to close more new car dealerships across this great country of ours than any previous Administration has ever been able to accomplish. 

We started all of those shovel-ready projects and started construction in virtually every small town and hamlet in the nation.  That’s why the unemployment went from 5% to 10% lickety-split; wasn’t that terrific?  Under my American Recovery Act, we put more people back to work in more Congressional Districts that we even had!  Can you believe that?  Yes, we found Congressional Districts that did not exist!  I’ll be your mommy’s bloomers that even Mitt Romney can’t top that!

As for the rising costs of medical care, I single-handedly managed to jack up medical insurance premiums across this country by 20% per year for two consecutive years.  Pharmaceutical costs, gas prices… Think of all of the money I’m getting into circulation here.  And, yes you can still see the doctor of your choice.  You might have to wait a few weeks to see him, but he’s still there!  Never mind that he doesn’t accept your Medicaid or Medicare any more… that’s such a small price to pay for the betterment of America! 

And, we’re going to end gun-running operations across our Southern border; in fact, we’re going to get rid of guns altogether!  Internationally, we’re already working on closer relationships with Iran, North Korea, Pakistan and Russia.  Things can get really rosy real fast when you have me and my Nobel Peace Prize at the helm! 

Talk about getting money back into circulation, how about Solyndra?  How about those GSA guys?  I’m telling you, my fellow Americans, I can accomplish these things again and more if you will simply drop into your polling places and vote for me in for four more years.  That’s right, you can vote in as many polling places as you want and you don’t even have to show identification.  Show your Democratic Party Membership Card and we’ll automatically move you to the front of the line past the illegals and Republicans. 

This is one election where we don’t want change!  Yippee!

That’s MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.