The Potentates will consist of the High Potentate, (Barack Obama), and two simple, plain and drab Potentates, Cory Booker and Kamala Harris. Each Potentate will have one vote on all matters of government and the majority rules; the High Potentate will be the spokesman and emissary. There will be no need for a Congress or anything like it, since all governance will issue forth from the Potentates. They will appoint the following official ministers: Defense, (Eric Holder); Justice, (Loretta Lynch); Education, (Maxine Waters); Treasury, (Hillary Clinton); State, (John Kerry); and Energy, (Charles Schumer).
The Supreme Justices will be a body of nine members which will have the sole and ultimate authority in matters of law; they will consist of the three Potentates and six Ministers.
The individual state governments will be dissolved and come directly under the central government; the Potentates will appoint Administrators, one for each state, to ensure that orders, laws and regulations passed down from the central government are strictly enforced. Any violation of any law shall be punishable by death; any violation of any regulation shall be punishable by a minimum of ten years imprisonment; and any violation of any government order shall be punishable by public whippings.
Each Potentate or Minister will have lifetime terms. Upon death or resignation, the vacancy shall be filled in the following order of succession: their spouse, their conjugal partner, their firstborn, their brother, their sister, their bookie. Administrators will serve terms of ten years, for a maximum of ten terms.
You probably think I'm kidding, don't you? And... What if I'm not?
That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.
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