Saturday, December 17, 2016

SHORT SHOTS

Democrats are now demanding that the Electoral College votes scheduled for Monday be postponed for an indefinite period...  at least until the alleged Russian hacking and pro-Trump influence can be fully investigated; presumably that would occur sometime before the 2020 election.  In the interim, of course, Barack will continue to mind our sinking ship.        

Obama has promised to take out revenge on Russia for hacking the election.  Putin has demanded proof, but Obama can't provide any.  And in the meanwhile, Barack now has to figure out a way to get our drone submarine back from China without tarnishing his Nobel Peace Prize.  

Michelle is lamenting that now that Trump has won the election, she has lost all hope.  My, my... It's just so sad.   

Have you noticed what a royal pain in the rear it is to find just what you're looking for on the Internet, but right after you do and purchase it, you get all kinds of ads on your browser for the exact same thing at lower prices?  

Well, the Democrats and Republicans seem to agree on one thing: The F.B.I. is broken.  I say the F.B.I. has lost its ability to be totally objective and independent of politicians.  It's almost like... before they catch and arrest somebody, they have to know the culprit's political party first.  

An independent government review board has concluded that the reason Clinton's Campaign emails and the DNC emails were hacked and Trump's emails were not is that Trump's team had installed a better cyber security system.  Now, isn't that just soooo un-American of Trump?  Yes... disgusting. 

So, the latest skinny is that Barack didn't tell anybody about the Russian election hacks because he thought Hillary was going to win.  Now correct me if I am wrong but... Doesn't this mean that he thought the hacks were going to be favorable for Hillary, so that was okay, but when Hillary lost and Obama figured out the supposed hacks were favorable to Trump instead, then that wasn't okay?  Anyway, we all know the whole "Russian Election Hack" is as phony as a four-dollar bill.  

Monica Crowley is leaving FOX NEWS for a high-muckety-muck position with the Trump team.  The number of decent FOX NEWS contributors is dwindling.  

Speaking of "fake news," maybe while Barack is vacationing in Hawaii he can spend a few minutes at the Court House and dig up a birth certificate that isn't fake.  

The rumor circulating in the back alleys of Washington is that Trump wanted Romney to apologize for his obnoxious behavior before the election in exchange for the Secretary of State's job and that Romney refused.  Frankly, I think Trump just figured out he doesn't mind having an enemy or two in the clubhouse, but snakes are a no.  

See you next week. 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.  

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