I have recently been led to believe that the average American taxpayer works almost 50% of the year just to pay taxes... Federal and state income taxes, sales taxes, gas taxes, hidden taxes... By the time you add pass-through taxes, it's probably closer to 60% of the year, or 7 months. I'm sure that news makes you angry.
Now, they're passing around bailout money like candy. Everyone is getting a slice except us. They don't even know where it's all going. It's kind of like what started all of this..... Those claims of innocence about not knowing how bad the bottom-line of the housing mortgage industry was becoming and boom!...we had a national emergency and threw over $1 trillion at it, ($350 billion in one chunk). Today, the same crew, (Frankfarter and Company), are standing around wondering where the $350 billion actually went and no one's talking. But, that's a story for another day.... Don't get angry. Get over it; there's more to come.
They want to pass around another $2 or $3 trillion. By the time our grandkids get shouldered with this additional bill AND interest, they're going to be working up to 10 months out of the year just to meet their tax burdens. That's totally unfair; we must agree on that.
The only way out is for us to spread that tax burden out among more people. I think that, if we put our minds and bodies to it, we can triple our population within 20 years. The key here is that, in 20 years those additional people must be working and paying taxes. So, we have to start now, this day, this minute; everyone needs to triple their family size within the next three years.
That requires a family of two, husband and wife, to have four children within the next three years, bringing their family size to six. You can readily see how urgent this situation really is. It's really no laughing matter.
Government can help. When they mail out tax forms this year, they can include 30 Viagra pills for the men and a month's supply of fertility drugs for the women. That should get us off to a good start. (If you're neither man OR woman, you don't need any pills, so I guess Congress doesn't have to participate. They can also help by putting more people on the unemployment rolls, as that ensures additional time to screw or to be screwed.
Jump on the bandwagon right now. Don't just covet thy neighbor's wife; nail her. Think of it has doing her husband a favor and saving him the time and trouble of getting her pregnant.
The national interest is at stake. We simply must keep the average tax burden down, and this is the only reasonable solution that comes to mind.
That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, lustfully submitted.
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