Impeach CONGRESS!

We voted the other idiots out because they were too damned busy playing BS political games to do the job that we sent them there to do. The new guys think we voted THEM in not because we wanted change, but because we wanted them to screw off even more.

NO ONE IN WASHINGTON HAS A MANDATE TO SCREW OFF ON OUR TAX MONEY!

Either knock it off and get back to work, or get out!

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION!

Why America Needs Hillary

To Give Us Our Humility

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  "Where is the Goddamn fucking flag? I want the Goddamn fucking flag up every fucking morning at fucking sunrise."(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at th e Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991

• "You sold out, you mother fucker! You sold out!"From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.

• "I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned [about Islam] has come from our daughter."(TruthInMedia.org 8/8/1999 - Hillary at a White House function, proudly tells some Muslim groups she is gaining a greater appreciation of Islam because Chelsea was then taking a class on the "religion of peace")

• "Fuck off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your Goddamn job and keep your mouth shut."(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."

• "You fucking idiot!"(From the book "Crossfire" p. 84 - Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.)

• "If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking ass over here and grab those bags!"(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)"

• Get fucked! Get the fuck out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!"(From the book "Hillary's Scheme" p. 89 - Hillary's various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)

• "Stay the fuck back, stay the fuck away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else! Just fucking do as I say, Okay!!!?"(From the book "Unlimited Access", by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)

• "Many of you are well enough off that [President Bush's] tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to have to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." (Hillary grandstanding at a fund raising speech in San Francisco; SFGate.com 6/28/2004.)

• "Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!"(From the book "The Survivor," by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her 2000 Senate campaign)

• "Where's the miserable cock sucker?"(From the book "The Truth About Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5 - Hillary shouting a t a Secret Service officer)

• "No matter what you think about the Iraq war, there is one thing we can all agree on for the next days - we have to salute the courage and bravery of those who are risking their lives to vote and those brave Iraqi and American soldiers fighting to protect their right to vote.(Was posted on Hillary Clinton's senate.gov web site on 1/28/05)

• "Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!"(From the book "Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)

• "A right-wing network was after his presidency...including perverting the Constitution."(To Barbara Walters about the Republicans who impeached her husband; 20/20, ABC 6/8/2003.)

• "Son of a bitch."(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 259 - Hillary's opinion of President George W. Bush when she found out he secretly visited Iraq just days before her highly publicized trip to Iraq)

• "What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!"(From the book "The Survivor" by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)

• "I mean, you've got a conservative and right-wing press presence with really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum."(C-Span, 1/19/1997 - Hillary complains about the mainstream media, which are all conservatives in her opinion)

• "Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can't fuck her here!!"(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)

• "You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being” -Hillary Clinton(From the book "The Case Against Hillary Clinton" by Peggy Noonan, p. 55)

• "We are at a stage in history in which remolding society is one of the great challenges facing all of us in the West." (From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 119 - During her 1993 commencement address at the University of Texas)

• "The only way to make a difference is to acquire power" (From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 68 - Hillary to a friend before starting law school.)

• "We just can't trust the American people to make those types of choices.... Government has to make those choices for people"(From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 20 - Hillary to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 discussing her expensive, disastrous taxpayer-funded health care plan)

Will she will pick Martha Stewart as her running mate?

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted...

You Can't Be Trusted, You Thieving American Bastard!

When I was a kid, my first checking account came with no pre-printed name and no checking account number on my checks. I entered that information myself, and the local stores were always willing to take my checks, even without identification. Sometimes, it would take my checks a week or more to clear the bank, but the bank always honored my deposits as soon as I made them.

We, my fellow Americans, the world has changed and we have now been categorized as untrustworthy bums. My, how my character, for one, has changed from being an honest and upstanding citizen to being on the very precipice of criminality! It must be in the air, because you're standing next to me, ready to be booked and jailed!

I went into Wal-Mart the other day and bought a bunch of groceries and goodies, as I have been doing for many years now, and I wrote out a check and.... They asked for my identification. Just last week, I pulled out my identification in anticipation of having to show it, and the clerk told me that the computer recognized my account and that I shouldn't be bothered. "And, thanks for your business, sir." But, on my last visit, their computers suddenly didn't remember me.

Oh well, it was raining outside; maybe that had something to do with it? Not so fast. "Sir," (at least she remembered my name), I need you to sign here."

"What am I signing?" I started fumbling in my pocket for my reading glasses.

"You're signing saying that you know we have already presented your check to your bank and withdrawn the money from your account electronically and that, although I am handing you your check back, you're not going to contest the withdrawal of the funds from the bank."

"Huh? I don't understand. You've already taken the money out of my account? Normally the check clears my bank Monday or Tuesday."

"It's the new policy. Too many people bounce checks."

"I have never bounced a check in my life," I was angered and belittled. The people in line behind me were giving me accusatory stares.

"That's not MY problem," she smiled. "It's yours."

To put it mildly, I was flat pissed-off. But, that's not the end of the story.

My bank is U.S. Bank. I've been a customer there for years. I keep an extra couple of hundred bucks in my account... don't even carry it on my register. So, I don't bounce checks. And, I have never had a deposit that didn't clear, either. As a matter of fact, my employer has over $5,000,000 on deposit in that same bank. One Friday, after I had made several major purchases, I stopped by the bank to deposit a $2,000 payroll check from my employer. I also asked them to transfer $740 from my account to my landlord's account, (he also banks at U.S. Bank). They accomodated my request.

A few days later, I got an overdraft notice at the bank. Upon investigation, it turned out that I only had a $600 balance when I went to the bank and deposited my $2,000. So, by their theory, my transfer of $740 to my landlord overdrew my account by $140. "How could that be?" I argued. "I deposited $2,000 at the same time!"

"Oh," they explained, "We don't count your deposits as cleared until the next business day, which would be Monday."

"But, my paycheck is on YOUR bank! My employer has over $5,000,000 here in your bank! And, if you weren't going to honor their check, why did you allow me to transfer $740 to my landlord's account?"

"Oh, we certainly wouldn't want to embarrass you, 'Sir!'"

"So, you charged me $30 for insufficient funds and $30 for your paying a check to my landlord that was drawn on insufficient funds and you didn't say a damned word at the window? I want my damned $60 back and I want an apology!"

"That's not our policy," she smiled. "Have a nice day."

Fact is, the biggest retailer in the country and one of the biggest banks in the country have now determined that I am a deadbeat. But, my fellow American, don't be so smug. They're going to do the same thing to you.

I don't know about you but I, as one of the millions of people who make this national economy work, am sick and tired of the myriad of government and business policies that cause me to be treated like a Jew on the way to the furnace.

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully and angrily submitted.