Monday, April 01, 2019

REAL CAUSE OF "GLOBAL WARMING" DISCOVERED

According to "THE BLAZE," a recent study in the Journal of Industrial Ecology concludes, "white Americans' eating patterns had the highest per capita greenhouse gas and water impacts of any demographic group due to their consumption of "environmentally intense food items" such as potatoes, beef, apples, and milk. Black Americans' diets had the highest per capita land impact "due to their consumption of land‐intense food items in the fruit and 'protein foods' food groups," but had the lowest per capita greenhouse gas emissions of the three groups examined.  

In other words, global warming is due to white Americans, most of which are probably deplorables, gun owners, racists and conservatives.  

One might also conclude that Black Angus cow farts are not as toxic to the environment as white cow farts.  As a side benefit to this new knowledge, we now know why Cory Booker's farts don''t smell and Adam Schiff's do. 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted. 

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