While Hillary Clinton has been quick to gloat that she is the first American woman to head the presidential ticket for a major political party, while she exhorts the women of the country to vote for her because she is a woman and while she claims it is because of her superior qualifications that she should become the first woman president of the country... in the same breath she turns to the two men in her life, Barack and Bill, to pull her fat out of the political fire.
One has to ask himself, which one of those two... Barack or Bill... is going to end up being the de facto president for the next four years?
It's easy to see what role each will play in the campaign. In addition to being on the campaign trail, Barack will be in charge of damage control: making sure the press doesn't investigate any of Hillary's scams or scandals and that she doesn't get indicted for anything. Bill, on the other hand, will also campaign and will be in charge of hiring interns and smoking cigars.
Michelle will also undoubtedly contribute to the general good of the overall effort; she'll busy herself planning for the move from the White House to their new mansion down the street, owned by a longtime Clinton associate, ironically named Lockhart.
So, that's the stage setting and the only remaining question is whether or not Barack and Bill can beat The Donald while Hillary basks in the sunlight of her so-richly-deserved and newly-found American feminism and all of its illustrious glory.
That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.
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