IS KOREA'S MIDGET DICTATOR OUT?

PATRIOT.COM is reporting that a former top North Korean official says Kim Jong-Un is no longer in control of North Korea.  Pyongyang is reportedly under lock-down and the President has not been seen publicly for days.  "The Country’s Organization and Guidance Department (OGD), a powerful group of officials, have stopped taking orders from Kim Jong-un. A battle is simmering between factions within the OGD."  

Gosh, what will we do without that affable little runt around?  Maybe we could send Obama over there to take over their country for them and to help them out. They could use a good healthcare plan. 

Frankly, I think the news is too good to be true. 

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.