Wednesday, February 19, 2014

ABOLISH CONGRESS

SPECIAL POST

President Obama is proving beyond all reasonable doubt that we don't need Congress.  After all, he has his pen and the telephone and he can do anything he wants.  

Congress, on the other hand, has proven that it is not only corrupted by big money contributors, but also that it is fundamentally dysfunctional.  And, if Congress continues to allow Obama to do anything he wants, who needs them anyway?  Having Congress around, particularly THIS Congress, is nothing more than having windrow dressing for a pretend democracy.  What a waste!

Just the monetary benefits alone are astounding.  For one thing, the hundreds of millions of dollars spent by lobbyists each year in the halls of the Capitol could be better put to use to finance international travels of the First Lady and her children as well as golf lessons for the President.  The hundreds of millions of dollars spent on Congressional election campaigns could be used to buy out FOX NEWS, THE BLAZE, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter; and the salaries of Congressional Members and their staffs could be channeled into hiring more Czars for the White House. 

 We could use the Capitol building for storing nuclear waste; why not... they've already exercised their "nuclear option."  And all of those empty offices could be converted into living quarters for Department of Homeland Security Stormtroopers.  

I don't know why we didn't come to this conclusion ages ago.  

Illegitimi non carborundum.  

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted. 

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