Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Dump Spitzer? How HYPOCRITCAL Can You Get?


Here you are, pious Americans, on the very precipice of choosing our next President. You have already, by your "well-considered" votes in your primaries, selected:

(1) The wife of a President who screwed a White House Intern all over the Oval Office carpet, redefined the word "is," lied to a Grand Jury and the American people, and got barred from the practice of law; the woman you selected lied for him, mishandled legal documents at the Rose Law Firm, was deeply involved in the White Water scandal, and has a mouth worse than that of a common street whore.

(2) A man who has yet to define his platform or to address the issues; known to be an associate of Louis Farrakhan, a leader of radical Islam who fosters continuing hatred and unrest in America; who refuses to place his hand over his heart during the Star Spangled Banner or the Pledge of Allegiance, and who is willing to accept the inevitable deaths of tens of thousands of Iraqi and Afghan souls by withdrawing troops from those countries and turning them over to.... radical Islam.

(3) A man who was closely associated with Jack Abramoff, former lobbyist now in jail for illegal payoffs and political bribery; who investigated Abramoff for the Senate but refused to investigate members of Congress who were "on the take;" a man who had a long, warm friendship with Charles Keating who is also in prison for his "Keating Five" savings and loan ripoffs.

You choose those three to be final candidates for holding the highest office in the world. Yet, in the midst of your frenetic rush to November, you have the audacity to stop just long enough to throw Eliot Spitzer under the bus for poking a hooker.

You judgmental, pietistic Americans make me want to puke.

That's MY AMERICAN OPINION, respectfully submitted.

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