1. A whole slew of Democrats will announce they intend to run for president in 2020, including: Michelle Obama, Roseanne Barr, Michael Moore, Pocahontas, Al Franken, Joe Biden and Kathy Griffin.
2. Trump will make another tweet.
3. The Democrats will get their butts kicked in the 2018 Congressional races and Hillary Clinton will blame the Ukranians for it.
4. Melania will divorce Donald and marry Prince Harry.
5. Kim Jong-un will cease to exist.
6. Clint Eastwood and Arnold Schwarzenegger will announce they're gay.
7. Someone will get murdered in Chicago.
8. Megyn Kelly will get booted by NBC and hired by CNN.
9. Hillary Clinton will get charged with high crimes and misdemeanors and pardoned by former president Barack Obama.
10. Loretta Lynch will admit that he meeting with Bill Clinton on her plane at the Phoenix Airport was really supposed to be a secret tryst.
And here we go for 2019:
1. Robert Mueller will not conclude his investigation.
2. 60 House Republicans will confess that they are really Democrats.
3. Adam Schiff will announce he's running for President with Jeff Flake as his Vice President.
4. Congress will get absolutely nothing done.
5. Someone will get murdered in Chicago by an illegal alien.
6. Chuck Schumer will finally get treated for constipati0n.
7. California's Gavin Newsom will begin confiscation of BB guns.
8. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will say something stupid.
9. Nancy Pelosi will resign under duress.
10. Hillary Clinton will announce she's running again.
That's MY AMERICAN PREDICTION, respectfully submitted.
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